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pdx-dj1's Blog
Topic: This Explains A Lot
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fiogf49gjkf0d God created a man and three women. The man decided that his name was Adam, and he immediately began naming the others and assigning tasks.
The first woman was cute but chubby, with freckles and a snub nose, and Adam decided that her name must be Becky. He said “Becky, find some stuff to cook and get a fire going and make dinner for everone, and after that, why don’t you see if you can find us something to wear, okay?”
The second woman was tall and curvaceous, with a cute little nose, long black hair, and big … langourous eyes. Adam took one look at her and said” And you’re Lilith. Gather up some soft stuff, make a bed over behind those bushes and wait for me there…”
He looked at the third, who was not tall or short, who had plain, straight mousy brown hair, a big nose and bad complection and an angular, rather flat-chested, figure, and said “…and, ummm, I’ll tell you what, Eve - why don’t you be our historian?”
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fiogf49gjkf0d Oh, we got our just deserts alright... thanks to Eve!
pdx-dj1:
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She wanted to make sure everyone got "just desserts."
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fiogf49gjkf0d She wanted to make sure everyone got "just desserts."
Bob Guest:
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So if Becky was the cook, how come Eve went out to get the apples?
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Dave AuJus:
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Two cannibals are eating a clown for lunch. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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fiogf49gjkf0d Two cannibals are eating a clown for lunch. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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fiogf49gjkf0d So if Becky was the cook, how come Eve went out to get the apples?
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