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David Cross
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Played on 1 show:
02-01-04, #04-05
 Songs
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_'you_Go_Girl!'.mp3 'you Go Girl!'
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_A_Rapid_Series_of_Comical_Noises!.mp3 A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Although_Indigent__Rural_Families_Have_Little_to_Say_in_the_Matter__Third_Rate_Public_Education_Has_Kept_Them_Ignorant_and_Thus__Great_Sources_of_Ridicule!.mp3 Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Certain_Leaders_in_Government_Look_or_Act_like_Certain_Pop_Culture_References!.mp3 Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Diarrhea_Moustache.mp3 Diarrhea Moustache
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Even_Though_I_Am_in_the_Closet__That_Won't_Prevent_Me_from_Getting_Cheap_Laughs_at_the_Expense_of_Homosexuals!.mp3 Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Fake_Tits-Real_Beer.mp3 Fake ****-Real Beer
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Flying_On_A_Mexican_Plane.mp3 Flying On A Mexican Plane
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Goodnight_Assholes!.mp3 Goodnight Assholes!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_If_Baseballs_Had_Aids_On_Them.mp3 If Baseballs Had Aids On Them
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Ive_Taken_a_Popular_Contemporary_Pop_Song_and_Changed_the_Lyrics_to_Comment_on_the_Proliferation_of_Starbucks_in_My_Neighborhood!.mp3 Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Lunch_With_Frankenstein.mp3 Lunch With Frankenstein
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Monica_Lewinsky_+_The_Three_Bears.mp3 Monica Lewinsky & The Three Bears
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_My_Child_is_Enthralling__Especially_When_It_Says_Something_Unexpectedly_Precocious_Even_Though_It_Doesn't_Understand_What_It_Just_Said!.mp3 My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_My_Daughter's_First_Date.mp3 My Daughter's First Date
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_My_Immigrant_Mom_Talks_Funny!.mp3 My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_My_Wife's_Crazy!.mp3 My Wife's Crazy!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Pandering_to_the_Locals!.mp3 Pandering to the Locals!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Playing_Pool_With_My_Wife.mp3 Playing Pool With My Wife
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Prom_Night_With_Melinda_Hildenburgh.mp3 Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Sex_On_The_Internet!.mp3 Sex On The Internet!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Shaving_The_Pope's_Pussy.mp3 Shaving The Pope's *****
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Socks_And_Shoes.mp3 Socks And Shoes
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Spiderman_Vs_Batman.mp3 Spiderman Vs. Batman
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Weathermen_Have_Become__for_the_Most_Part__Obsolete!.mp3 Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Welfare_Dentist_On_A_Bender.mp3 Welfare Dentist On A Bender
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_When_All_is_Said_and_Done__I_am_Lonely_and_Miserable_and_Barely_Able_to_Mask_My_Contempt_for_the_Audience_as_I_Trot_Out_the_Same_Sorry_Act_I've_Been_Doing_Since_the_Mid-Eighties!.mp3 When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_When_It_Comes_to_Jews__Behavior_One_Might_Perceive_as_Obnoxious_and_Annoying_I_Present_as_Quirky_but_It's_Okay_to_Joke_About_It_Because_I__Myself__Am_Jewish!.mp3 When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
http://www.madmusic.com/samples/d/a/David_Cross_-_Women__Please_Rinse_Off_Your_Vagina_and_Anus!.mp3 Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
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